Authorities say a drunk man was attempting to have sex with the tailpipe of a car in central Kansas. He was so passionate about his need to make sweet love to the car exhaust that police needed a stun gun to subdue him as he refused to stop. The 24 year old man was taken to emergency due to his extremely high blood alcohol level. He’s also suspected to have been on drugs (from the department of obvious). Witnesses also reported him appearing to have sustained a head injury.
He’s expected to be released Thursday so lock up your garage!
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